in bed

I recently went to a Chinese buffet restaurant on Sunday, and my fortune cookie for that day had an unusual property of passive resistance:

If you think you’re too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.

2 thoughts on “in bed

  1. I just love how the fortune cookie “goes meta”, and fights back. “If you think you’re too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito in bed,” is nonsensical.

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